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Jan 12, 2019
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In which the final console evolution is upon us. 
Topic: APIAS podcast
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Dec 5, 2018
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In which the countdown begins. 
Topics: apias, podcast
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Oct 26, 2018
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APiaS is back, babee!
Topic: podcast apias any port in a storm
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Oct 26, 2018
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Hi, all! APiaS is back and for some reason Gabe sounds SUPER drunk, though he doesn't remember being drunk, go figure. Enjoy!
Topic: apias podcast any port in a storm
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Jan 22, 2018
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In which Gabe wishes all his friends would stop trying to have an orgy with him.  Folks, stop trying to have orgies with Gabe and Gabe's girlfriend. 
Topics: apias, stop that shit, podcast, malik you are so fucking dumb
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Dec 28, 2017
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In which the Fox King isn't good with phones. 
Topics: apias, podcast, comedy
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Dec 18, 2017
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In which we love you, Jackson. 
Topics: apias, podcast
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Dec 9, 2017
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In which peak dad is yelling at cats. 
Topics: apias, podcast
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Oct 23, 2017
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In which you never want to eat honey again.  Folks, this episode goes a lot of different places pretty quickly. We're sorry it's probably our most blue episode to date, but it's also a very good episode. ™
Topics: apias, podcast, comedy
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Sep 25, 2017
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APiaS is back, baby! Here're your peanuts. Sit down and wait for the little light to go off. 
Topics: apias, podcast
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Aug 1, 2017
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In which Ruth Bader Ginsburg pilots a megazord.  This week on APiaS, Gabe and Noah spend roughly half an episode chiseling away at traditional concepts of assassination until they arrive at the most perfect scheme ever devised. Fixed blades. Large reptiles. Crowdfunding. 
Topics: apias, comedy, podcast
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Jul 23, 2017
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In which we get Ray Romano to listen to this podcast.  Folks, welcome back to the island of Apias, your island in the sky, high and away from the machinery of life churning below you. We hope you enjoy your stay. 
Topics: apias, any, port, in, a, storm, comedy, podcast
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Jul 11, 2017
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In which Roger Waters bitches about his dad for 45 minutes.  Folks, we're gonna shoot ya' straight; this episode has been due since March and it's really boring in the second half. It's mostly Gabe and Noah discussing music, which is really boring. We hope you enjoy it but don't say you weren't warned. 
Topics: apias, any port in a storm, comedy, podcast
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Mar 9, 2017
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On this week's episode of APiaS: There are different kinds of stupid. 
Topics: apias, podcast, comedy, any port in a storm
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Mar 2, 2017
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On this week's episode of Any Port in a Storm: Gabe freaks the fuck out about nothing, as per usual. 
Topics: apias, comedy, podcast, turkey loaf
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Feb 24, 2017
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On this week's APiaS: Everyone is gonna need a big brother and a wood chipper. 
Topics: comedy, podcast, apias
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Feb 14, 2017
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What more information could you possibly need?
Topics: apias, comedy, podcast
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Feb 9, 2017
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On this week's APiaS: Germany is the least prone to fascism. 
Topics: apias, podcast, comedy
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Feb 2, 2017
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On this week's APiaS: It wasn't stalking. 
Topics: apias, podcast, comedy, ugh
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Nov 18, 2016
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Noah and Gabe respond to the results the 2016 American presidential election, among other things. 
Topics: apias, podcast, election
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Nov 15, 2016
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test
Topic: test
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Nov 10, 2016
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Eh. 
Topic: Election
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Nov 10, 2016
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This was recorded on the night of the election. The next episode will be our responses. 
Topics: apias, podcast, comedy
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Nov 2, 2016
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God is a dude, you know? It's a job. 
Topics: APIAS, podcast, humor, any, port, storm
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Oct 28, 2016
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The American Medical Association has opinions on weaboos. 
Topics: podcast, apias, any, port, in, a, storm, comedy
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Jun 22, 2016
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These environments, these ducks. 
Topics: apias, podcast, comedy, any, port, storm
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Jun 22, 2016
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I have a gif for compliments. 
Topics: apias, any, port, storm, comedy, podcast
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Jun 13, 2016
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At the very top of the tier list, you've got grilling. 
Topics: apias, any, port, storm
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Jun 6, 2016
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A shotgun that shoots shotguns. 
Topics: apias, any, port, storm, comedy, podcast, superfight
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May 30, 2016
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On this episode of APiaS, Gabe and Noah touch on sci-fi design and the right to brag. Get in touch with us on our Tumblr, apiaspodcast.tumblr.com, to ask us questions! If that ain't your jam, email us at apiaspodcast@gmail.com. Rate and review the show on iTunes for verbal appreciation!
Topics: apias, podcast, any, port, storm, comedy
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May 30, 2016
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On this episode of APiaS, Gabe and Noah touch on sci-fi design and the right to brag. Get in touch with us on our Tumblr, apiaspodcast.tumblr.com, to ask us questions! If that ain't your jam, email us at apiaspodcast@gmail.com. Rate and review the show on iTunes for verbal appreciation!
Topics: apias, podcast, any, port, storm, comedy
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May 28, 2016
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Hi, everyone! Gabe here. Couple of things; first, as you've probably noticed, we're back! This episode is the last of a three-episode dash that we put out in one week to try and make up for lost time. Second, for your convenience, I've started marking good episodes with an asterisk. Some of these things are bricks, and I recognize that, so I'm trying to build a portfolio of things worth listening to. For now, I'd recommend episodes 6, 7, and 9 as starters. Talk to you soon!
Topics: apias, any, port, storm, podcast
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May 27, 2016
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Gabe was very tired when this was recorded. Sorry for the short ep. 
Topic: apias
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May 25, 2016
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Hey! Sorry we haven't produced in a while, long story. Anyhow, this is one of two episodes that will be released this week. Enjoy, I guess. 
Topics: apias, any, port, storm, podcast
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Feb 4, 2016
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Gabe and Noah construct the greatest apocalypse the world has ever borne witness to. 
Topics: apias, any, port, storm, war, path, gabe, noah, comedy, podcast
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This week on APiaS, Gabe and Noah are joined by Joshua Hext of the Nearly True Review! He recounts tales of Czech goulash, druids, and anal-bead shaped men. The NTR is a movie review/game show and is, in this editor's opinion, a much better show than APiaS. You can find them on iTunes and their website, http://nearlytruereview.co.uk/
Topics: podcast, movie, joshua, hext, any, port, storm, comedy, what, the, fuck
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Jan 5, 2016 Gabe G and Noah WT
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On this very special episode of APiaS, Gabe and Noah do a real-time commentary on the 1985 film Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, starring Ice T. The plot of the film revolves around a community rec center called Miracles and a sinister plot to tear it down in order to make room for a shopping center. The community must come together and, using the emotional power of break dancing, stop Miracles from being destroyed. 
Topics: electric, boogaloo, podcast, comedy, any, port, storm
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Jan 4, 2016
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Gabe and Noah make plans for the greatest reality TV show ever created. 
Topics: podcast, comedy, humor, any, port, storm, kill, us
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Dec 31, 2015
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Dec 20, 2015
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This week, Gabe and Noah are joined by their friend Malik, who is utterly convinced that Steve Buscemi is God. 
Topics: APIAS, podcast, comedy, humor, any, port, storm
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Dec 20, 2015 Gabe Geisen and Noah WT
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On this episode of APiaS, Noah shows Gabe the single most haunting children's movie ever wrought by human imagination. 
Topics: comedy, humor, podcast, apias, any, port, storm
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Dec 20, 2015 Gabe Geisen and Noah Wellbrock-Talley
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The maiden voyage of Any Port in a Storm, a comedy/culture podcast by Gabe Geisen and Noah Wellbrock-Talley with a slightly twisted worldview. In this episode, Noah and his family destroy the video rental giant, Blockbuster. 
Topics: APIAS, podcast, comedy, port, storm